Elliott: "You can't. My butt is hidden."
Before bed discussing our sleeping arrangements when we visit my family:
Elliott: Don't leave me in the room alone at Granny's.
Me: What if William is there with you?
Elliott: No, I need a grown up.
Me: Why?
Elliott: That's what friends are for.
Random variation of William's constant declaration of himself as our "baby."
Me: You're my buddy, William
William: No, I'm rabbit's baby.
Me: Who is rabbit?
William: Daddy.
Another William conversation, oft-repeated:
Me: Who is your mommy?
William: Tracy
Me: Who is your daddy?
William: Boo Boo
